I'd rather suggest that Dennis Rodman rename himself as Dennis ¡®Mephistopheles¡¯ (a German devil that Johan Wolfgang von Goethe introduced in his epic "Faust") Rodman and acquire it as his life-time trade being in Pyongyang on January 8 every year for the rest of his life to sing Happy Birthday to Kim Jong Il the North Korean Satan with 99 kowtows and carry on that life-time trade of his in Hell in his after-life as well as he has chosen to be fated to arrive there in company with the North Korean Satan